Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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