Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
she woke up with a sticky ear
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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