have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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