just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
being pregnant is like rehab
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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