K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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