So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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