I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
