party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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