piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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