Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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