Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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