why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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