He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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