yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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