i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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