I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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