Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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