as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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