I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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