I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Two words: blizzard sex
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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