return my video game
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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