Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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