Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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