didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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