The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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