how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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