Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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