so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
A bitchslap is in order.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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