Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
now i know why i became what i already was.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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