(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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