we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
