I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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