Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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