is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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