how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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