I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
