Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
