i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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