do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
