direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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