I just cut my nipple shaving
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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