Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Im part way to drunk.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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