Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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