Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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