maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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