this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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