Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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