The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
How naked do you want me to be?
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