I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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