i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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